A long-time friend of mine who, admittedly, is a little bit in the doghouse with me, asked me for a reference regarding a co-op he’s interested in.

Specifically he asked for:

 I’m trying to mix up genders and professions to be PC.  Anything you can provide, on letterhead if possible, would be greatly appreciated.  Thanks.

Anything? From me? Mwah-hah-hah-hah!

– with apologies to the City of New York, Department of Corrections and this obviously fake letterhead.